First of all, she is real…
This photo doesn’t make her seem more real. It makes me feel less.
I have to be sure you can afford me.
It is delicious.
“I can detect no gateway. Does it require an API key?” “Uh… that’s a toaster.”
“Hire you? What can you do for me?” “Everything you have not thought to do for yourself.”
Now get back on your horse and scram.